Wet Hot Arkansan Friendlies
Your favorite cousin LRBP is hosting a day-long friendlies tournament for you and your hardcourt gang. We're gonna mix it up, so don't come with your sweetheart if you can't handle him squeezing one through your back door. The forecast calls for a 99% chance of being hot as balls, so we're recommending swimsuits and shinguards. Just so the action never stops, we're gonna make it our priority to keep you wet all day long.
We have plenty of people willing to house you, so let us know if you want to stay Friday and/or Saturday night. We'll prob play some pickup both of those days, so it will be in your interest.
*UPDATE: Hope everyone's killing it in Denton like they should be. We sent down a couple spies to make sure y'all are up to snuff and stuff. We're preparing to wear your asses out next Saturday, so rest up and drink your OJ. Important facts:
1. We just got twelve brand-spankin'-new LED lights that we installed on our court!! POLO 24/7
2. Pickup the day before (Friday) to your heart's content. That night we'll prob go to White Water Tavern to see Tyrannosaurus Chicken and drink.
3. Next day: play/eat/drink/dance all day all night!
We'll be updating you on more details. Post up any questions/concerns/nudie photos in the meantime.