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Turducken Challenge V2.0

Saturday, December 5, 2009 - Sunday, December 6, 2009
Host club: 
Richmond Bike Polo
Contact info: 
icknayvon@gmail.com


Do you really want to know the most badass BOP?
The Turducken!
The Challenge V2.0 Put Up or Shut Up
Dec 5th and 6th.
24 teams
3v3
10 dorra a person
winning team takes all of the loot
I will have the flier posted shortly. My turduckens are not currently in a row.
Important things to know about the turducken:
3ish courts. 2 will be on tennis courts like last year if you remember. One will be at our home court and let me tell you, it is quite a treat to play on. Our home court has no side walls and some important games may be played there. It is very intimate you will all enjoy it very much.

First 24 teams to email me with their complete roster get to play (assuming that many people are jumping over others to play) I'm going to put a registration deadline on this because I want to have all the games pre scheduled to make the most of our time and yours.

I will be handling housing so feel free to email me at icknayvon at g mail dot com
Friday the 4th registration and pick up under the lights at Holly St Park.

Please contact Baines with any sizing issues.
I'm sure I left out a bunch of shit and I'll fix it.
Feel free to email me with any questions

Location

RVA
United States

Signed up

wish i could be there.

This looks fancy pants. Thanks Kev!

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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

trying to get boston team to go down to this. otherwise i might be looking for some teammates.

jav, you should play with zack and i.

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

lemme get back to you on that! sound sweet.

If you can figure someway to penalize
Mehgan and I for coming down Sunday
and not playing Saturday, then we will
come take your money.

fuck ur face

is there anyone looking to build a team for this or needing a third?
gp from eastvan will be at turducken and is as of yet teamless

inside out and what not

depending on work and what not...i MAY make it to this.
and would be interested in putting a team together...

what is the registration deadline guys?

First 24 teams to email me with their full roster get to play. Registration will end sometime before that weekend.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.

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themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

Will there be Four there? Watermelon please!

What will happen this time... when you drink Four?

BOOM!

I like your polo.

Count it! The Hawkkk, Bigg Werm, The Peecocque - The Silent Majority

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

posting here is the new emailing nick and what not
exclusive is the new inclusive: silent majority!
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-r-r-r-r-r-r-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the inter species awesomeness will amaze
you play with my team, you playin with my emotions smokie

Worms and birds united to fight a common enemy. Slaying our enemies where they stand and what not.

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

Confirmed teams thus far.

Silent Majority-Hawkkkkness, Peachock, and my Pep Pep
Bernie Mac and Cheese- (2/3 defending champs) Ian, Jt, Me
RDB-Nathan, Will, Kenny
Big Walking Carpet- Baines, Zach, Chombo
HBP-Shane, Megs, and a new third.

Looks like a lot of food to go round.

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HBP you guys should bring The Butcher

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

always too soon for bernie mac jokes. ASSHOLE!

Its a tribute.

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ah, ok. MY BAD.

do you guys have diners what got biscuits & gravy down there

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"Thou Shalt put Thy Weed in it"
CH0MB0 3:16

OOOOOOEUJ OOOOOOOOSCHZ OOOOOOOOOOISH

I like your polo.

you kidding me, its the capitol baby
you play with my team, you playin with my emotions smokie

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! blat!

BOP!

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

gobblequackcluck

why is no one coming to this? our gain and what not

I like your polo.

probably because you guys mostly post in animal language, and it wasnt until today i realized you guys weren't internet bots?

why arent you visiting your kid instead of traveling around playing polo?

( i realize the the second comment sorta makes the first comment not have as much punch)

ben wrote:

why arent you visiting your kid?

who would let you have a kid, ben? let alone more than one.

sea/dc/balt/e.van-b.o.p.-

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

IN

yup, richmond rules. miss you boys and girls see you this upcoming season

sea/dc/balt/e.van-b.o.p.-

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

does anyone want to be on my team for this? i'm driving from baltimore on saturday.
let me know! four four three- two seven eight- one one one five

we've got a team here that needs a third holla at me 804 387 4038
you play with my team, you playin with my emotions smokie

Hey Yalls,

I need to know by Tuesday (Dec 1) if you are coming to this mama jama so I can finalize housing arrangements (lolcat) (let me know please when you plan to arrive). I know that there are some folks from DC and possibly another city still wanting to get teams together. I suggest doing so because the fun factor happens to be happening here and will be then.

Here is the skinny so far

Silent Majority-Hawkkkkness, Peachock, and my Pep Pep
Bernie Mac and Cheese- (2/3 defending champs) Ian, Jt, Me
RDB-Nathan, Will, Kenny
Big Walking Carpet- Baines, Zach, Chombo
HBP-Shane, Megs, and a new third
DC- Eric, Arlyn, and Chris

Oriole,
We have someone looking for a team from the ol RVA, message me if interested.

Shane and Meg,
Yalls can play sunday but the penalty is that you have to bring a dish to eat with the turducken.

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we've got someone here who needs a team as well. hollahollaholla

prepare your minds. this weekend is going to be a blast. ============================ You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.

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i thought team adorable was also going?

i will have to miss this.
have fun y'all!!!!

yeah fiona tommy and nate are going
add 'em to the list bro

yes we are, team name to be determined, maybe hustle sprouts, porn bread or mean beans

i'm so stoked for this weekend. and just finding out about blue razberry four yesterday has got me giddy.

BLUE RAZBERRY !!!!
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Drink'em while you've got'em, baby. Mommy called the FDA.

"Most of the beverages on the FDA's hit list are caffeinated spirits such as the vodka and tequila made by Pink and flavored malt beverages such as Four Loko, a deep-purple concoction spiked with guarana (which contains caffeine) that measures 12 percent alcohol and tastes like grape Kool-Aid mixed with cough medicine."

oh yes. give that to nick. going blue razberry four in the head!

this is sad. so wish i was going. nick i still owe you a trip down to rva.
kill it.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit storm comin get ready to be weeded, foured and poloed the fuck up this weekend
you play with my team, you playin with my emotions smokie

really only 6 teams? no more confirmed?

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

Joe,

It looks like about 15 teams. I'll post them all up either tonight or tomorrow with housing arrangements and such.

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will small potatoes be served as a side dish?
www.mkebikepolo.com

mmmm.... small potato pie

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

more on the way

more potatoes or more teams?

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

small potato teams

BTW, Joe was asking a real question.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

what is with the hatin mke? have any of you ever been to RICHMOND? i think not. are you guys still smarting and feeling all sucky face after being beatin out at the small fry tourney/no real teams show up mid-west chumpeenships. EAT A BAG OF DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh well...

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

WAOH JAS!! hold on buddy...we like RVA I actually wish i could make it to this tourney but IM running a hug ebike swap here in mke for work and leaving for mexico on the 7th. my comment was towards the fact that only about 6 teams said they were going adn i was also poking fun at the previous joke Joe and ryand had going on about small potatoes. its all in good fun and I again wish i could be at this tourney.....

i also think that you shouldnt talk too much about what you dont know at the 7th midwests in como where lots of talented teams showed up from all over. tell COMO and STL's A teams they arent real.. i got 10$ says both those A teams could beat your team anyday of the fucking week.

www.mkebikepolo.com

i think rva is awesome and if i can get off work today i'll be at this tournament.

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

No one is Hatin Jas.
No, never been to Richmond. I'll tell you what I think of the place and people when i'm back in Wisco on Monday.
My diet doesn't consist of dicks, only pink tacos thank you very much.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

oh jason, i miss you so.

i'll be in portland next weekend, come down and play.

oh shit! i didn't realize this was gonna be a small potato tournament.

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

Bet you wish you were coming now huh.

Boston is going.

And we're gonna win.

that's what i'm talking about, JAV!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like this attitude. $5 on Jav on the podium, takers???
talk a big GAME, play a good GAME.

OTB is now open for business. let's hear some predictions...

paul i wanna see lots of action around my team
silent majority talkin' big and what not

put a price on it!

you talking top of the pile? pulling off both turkey legs, and hording them for y'allselves?
will you be on top of the podium???? tell me where my money should go.

Paul- I got $5 on my boys from MKE on that podium

www.mkebikepolo.com

i kind of agree with that bet, so therefore cannot take you up on it. kudos to MKE making the trek to RVA.

anyone betting against MKE on the podium? takers?

Nick, any wager on your team winning your own tournament?

i'm gonna throw $5 on Ian/Jt/Nick winning. the Hawkkkk in 2nd. (prove me wrong, hawkkkk)

i'll buy Ian unlimited donuts next time i see him if that occurs.

#1 - WHO GIVES A SHIT?!
Ian/Jt/Nick 3rd. the Hawkkkk in 2nd. (don't prove me wrong, hawkkkk, I love your polo). MKE somewhere btw 2nd and third?

BOOM!

I like your polo.

I wish I could have, but I'm not sad to see nick endo in front of big werm while jt scores the tournament winner while at four broko point through both bottom brackets
you win $10. now ante up in this game of threes

Paul wrote:

i'll buy Ian unlimited donuts next time i see him if that occurs.

You sir, owe me unlimited donuts.

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

Man, my off-site polo tournament predictions are pretty on point right now!

i heard, from all the NYers who attended, that this tournament was awesome.
Chombo showed my some pics of he and Zack with some night vision goggles and a sword hanging out with Baines's shitty lil Christmas tree at like 9am all skied up on FOUR. sorry i missed THAT.
also said Baines's mom hooked up some serious biscuits and southern hospitality. hells yeah.

Ian, fresh y frosted bakers dozen all day, e'ry day.

harrier, we haven't talked about my experiences yet!
THIS TOURNAMENT SUCKED
NO ONE SHOULD EVER GO TO RICHMOND FOR POLO OR ANYTHING ELSE
the brolice will taze you
the courts will suck
the houses will be cold
the weedman will be on tour with some shit band
please don't make me go on and on about all the terrible things.
worst time of my life, polo or non.
fuck you rva

hope this keeps you bromosexuals out of my city.

SQUAD UP!

Jake, I will take you on that bet.

are you betting against us grillman?

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

Sure sounds like it doesn't it? drillmen better not be, or we're going to have some very unpleasant words. You out there garbage arms? Watch your back. I know where you live.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

podium seems like an obvious bet
winning seems like a gamble
take em both

The approximately 20 hours I will have spent traveling to this are just gonna fly by.

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

Anyone still looking for a team? I think our third's got the swine.

We have a guy here looking for a team.

Message me.

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http://www.fifocycle.com

Al Gored in the heezy. See ya'll Saturday mo'nin'.

Myself and two others are looking for a ride from RVA to DC after the tourney. Anyone out there willing to give us a lift? What time and day are you departing?
Cheers

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

I can take one, maybe two. There will be at least 4 cars from DC in Richmond on Sunday, so I'm sure we can cover it. Don't know when we'll be hitting the road on Sunday afternoon, I don't have a specific plan.

me, kremin, and matty are comin to eat all your turducken and small potatoes. (we will also eat any other potatoes of any size)

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DONT EAT ALL OF MY TOMATOESSSS
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I thought you hated potatoes?

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

i like small potatoes as long as they're stuffed up a chicken's ass which is then stuffed up a duck's asshole and that is stuffed up a turkey's asshole... it's the combination of being cooked inside three assholes at once that make the small potatoes palatable.

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

If your not carefully, Joe will eat your potatoes while successfully executing a one timer in your 5hole. Not your Ahole.

www.mkebikepolo.com
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OK!

I just built a turcucken with some help.

here is all of the stuff

Silent Majority-Hawkkkkness, Peachock, and my Pep Pep
Bernie Mac and Cheese- (2/3 defending champs) Ian, Jt, Me
RDB-Nathan, Will, Kenny
Big Walking Carpet- Baines, Zach, Chombo
HBP-Shane, Megs, and a new third
Al Gored- Eric, Arlyn, and Chris
DC also-Zach Michael and a third (Marco maybe???)
MKE- Matt, Joe, Krambly
Richmondish- Mike, Cacey, Dennis Trophymaker!
Phileee-Brendan, peeter, brendan
Hustle Sprouts- Fiona, Tommy, Nate
Boston- Jav and mystery players

Couple of other teams to be determined

im tryting to email everyone their housing.

I dont know what i have left out so let me know
FRIDAY if you come into town call someone but we will probably be at holly st park in oregon hill

SATURDAY AT 11 AM at 29th and M st in church hill in richmond.

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If anyone needs a team, Tink bailed on us
so we need a third. If not, Mehgan and I will
play you suckers 2 on 3.

36 and rain outside, 72 and the effervescent glow inside.

and slip slidy every where. i love that location. glad its getting used again!

Whoa! Looks tight. Better than cold & wet, tho.

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sofa king tight. you should be here with the broz

Where and when Sunday?
We cooked ya'll somethin' special.

wtf no one told me this thing was indoors!!!
hey joe- i see you!

www.mkebikepolo.com

cold as broz and raining all day yesterday forced a day of indoor play in Mechanicsville, VA

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

BrBangin' good time in Brogina. Ready for BroslaughterFest outside today! Geeaah.
Holla back at your broz.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

yeah and then this happened.

we aint never scared
you play with my team, you playin with my emotions

so good.

many apologies for crackin' chombro in the head.

hell yes nick! mad play at the end there!
holla jt.

and can we get some podium results?

So many thanks to RVA for a great weekend! Bains for the indoor polo, Ben for the housing, all for the turducken, fixings, and GOOD GAMES. See you all again at OHTEN if not before.

Im from Virginia where aint shit to do but bro.

1st- Bernie Mac N Cheese (Nick, JT, Ian)
2nd- The Silent Majority (Texas, Big Perm, The Bro-Hawk)
3rd- The Browaukee Bro'ers (Matt, Joe, Kremin)

"Let me get him, let me fuck him up"

SQUAD UP!

posting more vids up now.

Here is Boston vs. MKE

the game of one thousand foot downs:

Disney Bike Polo on Ice. Just in time for the holidays!!

bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros bros
you play with my team, you playin with my emotions smokie

bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... blat blat blat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brocifer

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

video private. wtfb
www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

hey Jav I just realized those are real sneakers. I thought you had some custom shit made

Thank You Richmond...nuff said

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"...this is how Woadie must feel every day"

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"Thou Shalt put Thy Weed in it"
CH0MB0 3:16

SKEET! or uhmm.. BRO-EET!

anyone get a pic of the turducken?... so sad I didn't get to see it.

thanks for the good times RVA... sorry we brought the shitty midwest weather with us. see y'all in pensa-bro-la

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

PENSABROLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS BROS
you play with my team, you playin with my emotions

i found FOUR Loco in MKE! and it was at the corner store by my house.! I'm drinking a fruit punch and studying for an exam right now

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

make sure brobofet knows where to get his talons on that yellow cake

Pray to God you don't drop that shit!

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond Bros Of Prey

found it first day back to work right across the street every flavbro $2.10 with tax biyatch
http://www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress/

140x65

cradle of fucking civilization

Nah man got this special cia napkin
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nick i miss you
coming to visit and meet your lady!

Turducken T

Tell me you got one and that there are more.

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medium please

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond Bros Of Prey

yea the werm needs a large
you play with my team, you playin with my emotions

us too! medium for me small for kayla

"This is the way it's always gonna be"

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

if you want them, i can get them - it's gonna cost you $24. paypal me tomorrow (cecilyu@gmail.com) and i'll pick 'em up wednesday and ship 'em later this week.