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Turducken 3

Saturday, November 6, 2010 - Sunday, November 7, 2010
Host club: 
Richmond Bike Polo
Contact info: 
cbaines@gmail.com

Richmond's Turducken Polo Tournament. You've heard of it but in case you still don't understand, let's clarify.

TURDUCKEN = turkey < duck < chicken
Turkey = all you suckers who want to play polo in RVA

Duck = what you need to learn how to do when the airplane comes in for a landing

Chicken = All you turkeys end up on the sidelines as squawkers while you watch the finals buc buc BUCAAAAUCK

RVA Turducken Challenge

No Vegans allowed

Location

Abner Clay Park
200 W. Leigh St
Richmond, VA
United States

Signed up

Oh Shit.

fuck ur face

are you still in need of an extra dame for your trio?

...those days are over.

JUST KIDDING!

Goast Hamberg wrote:

are you still in need of an extra dame for your trio?

We would love to play with another kick-ass lady.
Those all boy teams don't know what they are missing.

fuck ur face

apothecary_13 wrote:
Goast Hamberg wrote:

are you still in need of an extra dame for your trio?

We would love to play with another kick-ass lady.
Those all boy teams don't know what they are missing.

Rad.
Those boys don't know...but they will.

...those days are over.

JUST KIDDING!

how many fbm polo bikes will we be able to win!?!?!?!?!

Can you not read!? NO PRIZES!!!

RVA Bike Polo
You can't beat us on the court, but you can beat us off!!

then prepare for theft!

All of them. You better come to this.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.
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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

this is gonna be boring

I live here and im not even going. Ill be watching football think of you guys getting eaten by monsters.

Brady to welker all day son

I think your Turducken diagram is backwards. I think it goes duck, chicken, turkey. Either way, CHS will be there!

Bitch, what the fuck you know about a turducken?!

"A turducken is a dish consisting of a de-boned chicken stuffed into a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed into a de-boned turkey. The word turducken is a portmanteau of turkey, duck, and chicken or hen."

NOTHIN'!

Damn, you right. Leave it to NOLA to know which meat gets stuffed in which....

nasty wrote:

Damn, you right. Leave it to NOLA to know which meat gets stuffed in which....

+Zing+

Mouth wrote:
nasty wrote:

Damn, you right. Leave it to NOLA to know which meat gets stuffed in which....

+Zing+

Zing what? He basically said we know how to cook good, or fuck good.

Ladies and gentlemen... Let me introduce Charleston Bike Polo...

los angeles being left off the list in favour of three mid-western cities... priceless!

I don't see Vancouver on there either....

Midwest is best!!

seattle is an hour away...

...plus we're so used to the US bias up here it doesn't even hit the radar.

If I recall correctly there was vancouven attendance last year.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.
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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

"Je me souviens"

los angeles doesn't even know who RVA polo is

RVA Bike Polo
You can't beat us on the court, but you can beat us off!!

direct flights only 189 from DC and we're left off the list, wtf

Because you guys should be driving. It's probably faster.

Baller status if you fly. I will come pick you up.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.
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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

i am coming to this! yes!

ok. who needs a third?

i need a team!
*edit* Kaycie and I need a third!

OMG IN SO EXCITED

edit* two from nyc possibly....in need of a third.?

I need two to complete my set. Who's your second? Also who do I talk to about housing?

yeah...housing...since theres going to be no fun...we need a good quiet and clean environment...no four loko...no cheap beer...no morning drinking...no getting 86'd from your favorite bar and breaking your finger while trying to get out of brosworth's jeep...none of this waiting in the bed of your hosts roomate while she is showering...oh yes...your place must have heat...huddling around a space heater for warmth and almost catching on fire everytime you roll over...not so fun...
sincerely Broson
ps.this is a personal favor to chris broberts as well

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

i guess that rulez out boardz' place then.

confirm or deny: your core temperature drops when you break your hand.

thank you brother. I love you. EAGLE lid upon arrival.

the heathen back: dey 'pon da wall!

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

Am I hearing there will be a Hot Boiled Peanut reunion!?

Hey i need a team for this, any spaces for a crasher ?
If any girl teams need a third then even better, but not too fussy.
Thanks
Agata

I believe there was a lady team in need of a third a few comments back. Otherwise I need a whole team myself.

Due to the large amount of people coming to this we are going to have to do pre registration. Please email me at cbaines@gmail.com with your team members, team name if possible. We really need an idea of how many teams we are going to have. We need you to register no later then October 31st.

RVA Bike Polo
You can't beat us on the court, but you can beat us off!!

I need a team. I'm like a big, soft, gentle giant. I pass lots setting you up for mad shots. Very coachable. Never too drunk to play.

hotbike wrote:

I need a team. I'm like a big, soft, gentle giant. I pass lots setting you up for mad shots. Very coachable. Never too drunk to play.

LIES!!! Except for the team part I guess.

fuck ur face

x2 x3 x4

I am so pissed Im missing this

what a sucker

.

x

For the folks going to both Turducken and Midwests the next weekend, is there anyone whos hanging around RVA then heading directly to Lexington?

I like the way your thinking everyone that can should come to Lexington early

Ifuckinglovepolo

Is Lexington driving to Richmond? You got any spots going back?

When do you guys playing during the week?

I am driving up with Chris Simpson (Cardinal) on Friday night/Sat Morning, heading back to Lexington whenever this ends. Have room for two on the way back. Play Wednesdays, though probably will play everyday (except maybe Tuesday evening) since we have a tourney to get ready for.

Lexington Bike Polo OG - Retired (Still show up and heckle though)

you know..... I have really been meaning to come to richmond to check out ian and nicks leg..s and ben and bainsworths behinds
so I hope someone has some room for some boston fellas ready to get naughty

anyone driving through atlanta to go to this? Also anyone driving through need a third. Would like to go but nobody from here is going.

If anyone is plannin on comin to Richmond before Friday get at me. Thursday is not a normal pick up day for us but I along with others will be ready to bang a ball around if there are foreign bodies in our southern underground.

SQUAD UP!

i'll be up there on the 4th hangin with kaycie

Talk about bros banging balls around and like clockwork Ann Silver appears...

Anyone still looking for a team?

Time is getting near and the anticipation is in the air! If you are planning on coming to this and playing please register your team by emailing me no later then Wednesday November 3rd. Teams will be able to check in and finish registering and pay Friday night into Saturday morning. Because of short daylight time everyone needs to be at the court by 9:30 so we can start playing by 10:00. If anyone has questions please feel free to email me at cbaines@gmail.com. See you guys soon.

RVA Bike Polo
You can't beat us on the court, but you can beat us off!!

who's signed up so far?

yo' mama.

fuck ur face

atta way dc!
see you loverlies this weekend!!!!

P.S. PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

peeow peeow....have fun guys enjoy.....

REGISTRATION IS NOW CLOSED!!!

RVA Bike Polo
You can't beat us on the court, but you can beat us off!!

My ride is no longer going so there might be one last spot sorry guys

edit: Be there late friday night Cardinal in flight

Ifuckinglovepolo

Alright Bro's and Bro-ettes the team check in will be at Mojo's restaurant starting at 11pm Friday night. Come on by, check in grab a drink and hang a bit, but don't forget we have to start early. If you can not make it to Mojo's make sure you see the list of which court you are at. Please be at the courts by 9:30a...m! Any questions please ask. Huggles

Church Hill Court

Baines, Eric, Lomax -
JT, Ben, +1 -
Sprinkles, Dalton, Nick -
Seabass, Julian, Evan -
Nick, Jav, Tobi -
Jason, Kayla, +1 -
Shane, Megan, Jill -
Chandel, Ken, Mack - Spicy Mac N Cheese
Yael, Scott, Keiren -
Tyler, Sean, Corey -
Ben Mattox, Erik, Matt Lee - Sweater Puppets

Abner Clay Court

Zack, Sean, Chris Leaman -
Broberts, Alexis, Dustin - Crapeacawk
Kaycie, Ann, Cheri -
Chombo, Nate, Ian -
John, Brian, Venessa -
Brad, Lewis, Jamie -
Cody, Dave, Forrest -
James, Wilson, Mike -
Mark, Peter, Montana -
Mike Robo, Agata, +1 -
Steve, Miguel, Adam D -

RVA Bike Polo
You can't beat us on the court, but you can beat us off!!

discharge

^you wish you were on my team.

BROS.

BROS.

BROS.

BROS.

BROS.

I dont see my name on that list?

Ifuckinglovepolo

20 bucks on Montana returning to the podium....

montana.. on the podium....

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

Tex broberts dusty 1st mark Montana 2nd forest Dave Cody 3rd

thanks for a great weekend RVA, and for providing the opportunity to see my first atomic wedgie in real life.
xo

noticeably stoned

Well done again, RVA. 220+ games on Saturday is where its at. See everybody in Lexington in four days.

That was a fun final match. Enjoyed watching it on the interwebs this morning.

where is this video?

VIDEO DUMP:
Semifinals: http://vimeo.com/16618878

Finals: http://vimeo.com/16619520

thanks rva, love you guys for giving us lots of polo, did Tony ever show up?

ooohhhh RICHAMON tankayouu

THANKS RVA see you in two months FOR GOOD HA! scary huh

this tournament was literally preparation h on my heart's butt. thank you guys.

your profile picture is ridiculous

WHERE DA PICTURES AAAAATTT?

you're a photographer nate. where are yours!! it's your professional responsibility to have loads.

such a fun weekend. thanks everyone involved for reminding me how awesome bike polo is. all you RVA guys killed it; great parties every night, free beer and TURDUCKEN! but best of all no BS. so many games played, so little problems or controversy. looking forward to visiting again next year, and hope to see most of you guys january in boston.

yeaaahhh.... awesome parties all weekend, so much polo saturday, perfect weather and fun people...everything that matters. see you all next year

Photo dump from the weekend: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jtoborek/sets/72157625351830772/

Lexington Bike Polo OG - Retired (Still show up and heckle though)

Another video view of the finals:

Final - Game 1 (Edited)

Final - Game 2 (Full)

Hey guys on a more sober note... If anyone has any information on that guy sergio from charlottesville va. Please email off list. I want him nailed. We are working with the police. I don't want this part.of the weekend to over shadow the good times had otherwise. Thanks for all the help Sunday nite forest, chombo and Kayla...

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

Stop Snitchin'

not funny...

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

Shouldve just let you have your way with him. Fuckin scoundrels like that dont belong here.

SQUAD UP!

May Karma kick his ass to the curb, no time for stuff like that in the poloverse!! Other then that the turney sounded great and the final game was good!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

what happened with sergio?

he's a creep!

don't know what happened but i hope everyone's okay....

noticeably stoned

Thanks again everyone for coming out. Each year gets a little bigger and the party a little more crazy. For those that missed out, here is run down of what this city is like... if youre lucky enough to get here... we will see your bitch ass next year. Kuh KAW!

RVA

SQUAD UP!

thank you rva, best tournament of the year, as usual. no one should come to this next year, or ever.

ring the alarm

MONSTERS!!!!!

fuck ur face