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The Slaughterama 6 Big Chill Polo Tournament ..... Sunday April 5th With 4 vs 4 tandem halftime matches

Sunday, April 5, 2009
Host club: 
Richmond Bike Polo

brought to you by the Cutthroats and RVA Polo. Sorry its such short notice but we don't really ever do anything thats not last minute. This will be a very lax tournament, don't plan on setting up a team, every players name will go into a kitty and be pulled along with two other players names for every game. The players with the most amount of points at the end of the day will be the victors. There will be cheating, bribing, shit talk and probably some dirty playing going on. Not that we could ever take its place but think Los Marcos style. Hopefully there will be a lot of noobs to keep things interesting. This will not be held at our normal Holly Street Park location it will be at Chimbarazo Park in Church Hill (better known as The Chill, hence the name) $5 a person winners take the money. If you've never been to a Slaughterama you are missing out huge, it is total mayhem and debauchery and a lot of fun. The Cutthroats do a great job at throwing bike events and parties. All your friends will be there and so should you. HALFTIME 4 ON 4 TANDEM MATCHES!!!!!! I don't really know what's going on with this, there will be four tandems provided and people will be playing polo on them and it will be pretty awesome. So come on down. Flyer soon to follow.

Location

Chimborazo Park
3215 East Broad Street
Richmond, VA 23223
United States

Signed up

thanks for the map kev

Maps rule!

Alexis I better see you at this one. Especially if I go all the way out to the hill.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.
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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

dont hit the guy with the broken neck!

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

hey my brother is retarded, and when you use that word in casual vernacular it really offends me. i know you RVA guys are all about being brash and assholes and dont give a shit, but sometimes it would be nice if you stepped out side of your own stupid worlds and recognized there is a shit load else going on and you arnt at the center, so maybe you could try and be a little more sensitive once and a while.

Have you heard Jonny make that speech so many times that you've memorized it?

Chicago Bike Polo 2003-2008
St Louis Bike Polo 2008-now

Retired.

Did you just make a joke Lucky? Good one

3...2...1...GO!
Mallets Of Gayhem

my sincere apologies I didn't mean to offend anyone. I think you may have our attitude pegged wrong completely though ben, we enjoy having fun and like to keep things light in a setting where so many people act like total jocks. But you wouldn't know anything about that I guess.

i can't believe you actually took ben serious there.

I just realized the little inside joke, I proved his point too I am an asshole! Regardless I should learn to use a lil more tact with the shit I say

You guys wouldn't happen to have some floor space for three hot boiled peanuts and a dog?
And by dog I mean great dane :)
If not we can see if someone will watch the dog

you know that you and all of your dogs can come crash at my place any any any time you want to do so, so bring ya asses here
RVA polo... I thought you knew

Richmond is retsrded

3...2...1...GO!
Mallets Of Gayhem

Meg Im sure we can put you guys up somewhere, my house is gonna be slammed this weekend I think. Maybe we can put you up with Zack H or if you dont mind if Jas stays at a different spot we can find space for you, shane and dog elsewhere

Thanks Sean, we can split up if need be...let us know what works best.

fuck ur face

I told Ben that yalls were coming and he got so excited. He says that you can all stay with him in his room.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.
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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

...change of plans. damn cutthroats making shit difficult.
The Southside Showdown Polo Tournament... featuring 4 on 4 Tandem Melee Matches

This will be a very lax tournament, don't plan on setting up a team,
every players name will go into a hat and be pulled along with two
other players names for every game. NEW PLAYERS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED, the
most "skilled" people will not necesarily win this tournament!! The
players with the most amount of points at the end of the day will be
the victors. There will be cheating, bribing, shit talk and probably
some dirty playing going on. This will not be held at our normal Holly
Street Park location it will be at 12th and Bainbridge Streets on the
Southside of Richmond. Entry fee is $5 per player.
HALFTIME 4 ON 4 TANDEM MATCHES!!!!!! Four tandems will be provided
and ONE round of the tournament will be on tandems (each player will
play one match on tandem). Double points awarded for a tandem match
win.
Helmets will be provided and encouraged for registered players BRING MALLETS

Prizes for:
First Place-winners take the cash!
Wrecking ball award
DFL
Best heckling
Rookie of the year

I can't do this now... but I need a reason to visit Richmond again. Is it possible you'll do another tourney this year?

stay golden

-EVBP-

eat dicks pony boy

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

dang!

TOP CENTER 4-EVA

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Don't project on me Jas, if this is about your longing for R. Boards, I won't stand in you way. Follow your dreams!

stay golden

-EVBP-

Yo! come down here, this weekend is gonna be incrediradical don't sleep

cash for First, Second and Third, awesome product prizes for all other spots and the crowd

How early do I have to wake Charlottesville up to get there on time (What time y'alls starting?)

what kind of directions are you gonna give em...
RVA polo... I thought you knew

BOOM!

SQUAD UP!

try to be here for registration at noon

BOOM!x2

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

ben whats up puto...
thinking about showing up on sun
looking forward to another beating ..i
love that shit...ill pack the strap on
just in case

BANG!!!!!!!

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

so what the fuck who won you *********s

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"Thou Shalt put Thy Weed in it"
CH0MB0 3:16

I did
Jt Second
Shane, Jason, and someone else tied for third.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.
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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

Thanks to the Cutthroats, RVA POLO, Nick, Zack, Ben, JT, Sean, Mike, Etc... A good time was had by all, and especially by the eight of us from DC Polo. See ya'll in two weeks...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/8394801@N06/sets/72157616486024012/

EDIT: The third tied for 3rd was James, a new DC player....

good times...

Glad so many came down from DC. Thanks and great dicks out there gentlemen/Jason's Mom

SQUAD UP!