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2v2 Kiss to Make it Count

Saturday, February 16, 2013
Host club: 
East Van Bike Polo

Max Knight Memorial 2v2 Kiss to Make it Count Valentine's Day Tournament!
Saturday Feb 16, 2013 Vancouver, BC
Teams of 2.
Goals must be sealed with a kiss ON THE LIPS to make it count. Bring your cherry lip gloss.
$5 per player
FIRST GAME AT 9:30am SHARP!!!!!!!
Be at the court for 9:00-9:15 we will start without you. xo


Cambie Street Bridge, Coopers Park
Cooperage Way
Vancouver, BC

Signed up


This looks so fun!

kremin and i are all over this

I wish Max was still alive.

If you're lucky you'll make it in the movies...

2012: http://vimeo.com/36680304
2011: http://vimeo.com/19883301

(by Tippi)

Michael Brennan: I just got some Pina Colada Lip Gloss today!!!

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Mmmm. Better shave that moustache so I can get the full flavour.


slayers are only slayers if the slay out of town...


slayers are only slayers if the slay out of town...

Where have you been dishrag?

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Struck out with the popular girl, eh? This gun's for hire...

twoadie! Count it.

never have I wanted to see two men kiss more.

The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

In celebration of Max Knights life the smallest male at the tournament will be clingfilmed.

The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

By width or height?


The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

Also, what is this shirt that hoser is wearing? bandanas? really?

The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

Always the trend-setter...

my girlfriend and i love this idea, except we don't kiss.

I want to play in this? Maybe I should pick up a team mate from Seattle, what's that expression again?

Uh, "Thanks for the gift that keeps on giving?" Is that what you were looking for??

It's hard to find a good team mate with bad hair piece.

The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

yah you can give it to me anytime baby!

"it's not gay if its not Seattle". Love you guys

You still looking, Eli? I need a teammate.

Hahaha, that poster.

To remember the man, to remember the legend.

R.I.P. Max Knight, Even though you're not dead.

The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

can i just say how fucked up it is that i thought max was dead until that last comment?

...happens every year!

Due to both DPI annnd Puerto Rico falling on the same weekend we are contemplating moving this back by one weekend.

Thoughts poloverse?

You guys are dicks!


Moving it, updated poster to come!

Poster has been updated with date change, thanks Oles. Please bring your honeys to Vancouver Friday, Feb 15 for reg party/LA5 mini-funraiser!!! and Saturday, Feb 16 for the 2v2 tournament.

Question we received about this tournament today:
"Do teams have to be one male, one female?"
Answer: "Of course not! We would never miss an opportunity to see Cole dressed as Adam Hicks in drag kissing Big Lady Brooke."

Looking for sum female lady lips to kiss to score! Currently single (really)!!

Matt Messenger
since 1998

Some lucky lady grab this guy!! Louise???!

Messman, if you are bringing a VW full of 206-ers for our fundraiser Friday night, we'll set you up to score! er... I mean, we'll get you a lady to kiss. Or a team-mate anyway...

Messy, she's waiting!



Pre-party at the Toast Collective (648 Kingsway) on Friday night! www.facebook.com/events/558693530807430

Hi all you lovers PLEASE sign up so we know how many teams are coming for the sexiest tournament of the year. I also need to figure out what time to start the games Saturday morning. You can pay at the Registration Party Friday, or Saturday morning. I made a super simple Google spread sheet so start filling it out! xo

i would like to go to this...who wants a smooch?

oh damn. too tempting.

Hi thanks to all that have registered!!
Important announcement to those thinking about coming and haven't registered on the google doc, this tournament will be capped at 16 teams meaning there are only 3 maybe 4 spots left. If you haven't signed up and want to play, get on that ASAP don't want you missing out on the kissing!! xoxo

please put me and cameo down for this. team, "two in the pink".

There are currently 18 teams register so we're starting games at 9:30am SHARP to ensure we get as many rounds possible. Get to the court by 9am to get warmed up and have a coffee.
If you're team isn't there at 9:30am and you're up to play, too bad sucka. xo

Team match-making... It's all in the algorithm: http://ed.ted.com/lessons/inside-okcupid-the-math-of-online-dating-chris...

Final results:

1st Teachers Like to Party (Martin Hauck and Michael Brennan)
2nd Polocrastibation (Cole K and Brooke Wood)
3rd Shaft Dodgers (Eric Crandall and Jason Stevenson)
4th Jelly Shake (Jake Langdon and Shelly Hicks)
5th Gangsta Love (Tom and Tippy)
6th Two in the Pink (Camilo and Jawn)
7th Mantastic Boyage (Scooter and Andy Joe)
8th No Surrender (Ken and Gema)
9th TIE SUB and Two Dudes One Court
11th Unknown Soldiers
12th Two Strangers in Polove
13th Robbie Boardz Dating Service
14th One in the Stink
15th Dressed For Success
16th Death of a Long Distance Love Affair
17th TIE Eleanor Abernathy Complex and 29ers
19th Misfits
DFL Quoath the Rueven

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...


Thank you Vancouver, it was an enjoyable weekend ('cept for the border!!!)

Yeah, we should just get rid of that thing!